Dogs can inspire an array of funny and humorous quotes and sayings, as can man's relationship with the dog - there's a reason they're called "Man's Best Friend!"
A humorous or funny dog saying or quotation can be the perfect addition to a dog scrapbook, a pet photo album, a website, an art project, an article about dogs, a greeting card or any other number of pet-related projects. Consider the following funny dog quotations.
"I used to look at (my dog) Smokey and think, 'If you were a little smarter, you could tell me what you were thinking,' and he'd look at me like he was saying, 'If you were a little smarter, I wouldn't have to.'" ~Fred Jungclaus
"In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog." ~Edward Hoagland
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail." ~Fran Lebowitz
"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job." ~Franklin P Jones
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives." ~Sue Murphy
"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either." ~Unknown
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog." ~Unknown
"If I were a dog, I would have bitten you already." ~Unknown
"A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog." ~E. N. Westcott
"If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around." ~Unknown
"A cat sees us as the dogs. A cat sees himself as the human." ~Unknown
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always ride with you in the car - in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." ~Dave Barry
"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'" ~Dave Barry
"My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I "should" be doing." ~Lonzo Idolswine
"Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes." ~Lewis Grizzard
"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant." ~Unknown
"I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles." ~ Steven Wright
"My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!" ~Craig Shoemaker
"You learn in this business: It you want a friend, get a dog." ~Carl Icahn (An Executive in the Car Industry)
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money." ~Joe Weinstein
"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one." ~Andy Rooney
Looking for more great quotes? Check out Pet Quotations and Sayings, along with Funny Holiday Quotes and Christmas Sayings and Quotes About Love and Valentine's Day.
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